This guy once told me that if I was ever in LA and too drunk to drive home to call him and he would pick me up for free.

So I sent my gf out into the world and she brought me another one, now this is podracing!!!

Finding a wallet with $1,500 is a reward the universe is trying to give you.

Chug, chug, chug!!

If you do, so help me...

He then proceeded to shoot everyone on board the plane and received a call saying that if the plane flew lower than 30,000 feet it would explode, so he did a sick plane jump and killed that guy too.

That octopus is like oh shit I’ve seen what Japanese girls want to do to me!

A little higher and we’ll be free

A rare photo of the legendary billiard phantom

Your mall has a Popeyes I’m jealous

It should say what’s an ery

Was he stuck on a deserted island?

This works I got my favorite, it’s like science and magic had a baby!

Find the right combo of lsd and shrooms until he starts talking again

And I’m taking my whole postal route with me when I go!!

Beauty is pain

It unites people against a common enemy