buttscarleton


Fuck off ya fotzes!

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Grated soap is best soup 7 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
Parmesan is a great moisturizer
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Grated soap is best soup 7 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
Grated soap is the greatest soap
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Pillow for people wearing glasses 8 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
That’s-thats the pillow I used for masterbatory purposes you can keep laying on it if you like
Write your number on the paper 14 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
74 degrees, you won’t be able to tell where the air ends and your skin begins
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Heckin bamboozled 4 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
You baby you’re a sweet treat that can’t be beat
Stop taking to my ice cream
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I love James Corden 7 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
The lady in the backseat seems pleasantly surprised
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Don't 8 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
Just don’t
There is no such thing as too many dinosaur references 6 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
She was shutting me out again, she was armored like a stegosaurus.
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Stay safe out there 5 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
He’s all of the above
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You're too kind 3 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
You doing a well enough job up there I guess!!!
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Deers actually crossing at a deer sign 8 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
They respect the law and don’t wanna deer-jay-walk
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Ultimate happy photo 3 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
Looks like that whole magic thing didn’t work out and Harry is looking for an accounting job
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Everybody wants to talk about the opioid crisis but no one's talking about this 5 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
You make jokes but hokey pokey addiction is a serious all feet in all feet out kind of pain
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Despicable E 4 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
What a creative drug dealer, he went the extra mile for his customers
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I have been blessed by knowledge 4 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
Takes a shitload of plastic utensils from cafeteria
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Cat calculates the distance perfectly 3 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
I overthought it
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Thats my religion 5 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
That’s so hot
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The rock 2 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
I love when people correctly guess my gender as well
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Oh jon 1 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
He literally knows nothing
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What's the next accident 7 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
This is what happens when you play god
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Perfect throw 3 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
How good was Jesus Shuttlesworth?

He was so good the governor pardoned his father for murder so he would hopefully come play for his alma mater the big state university.
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New names for everyday objects that make sense 7 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
I told my girlfriend she was just ‘ovary-reacting’ and guess who’s sleeping on a dog bed tonight, thanks again internet
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It's Our Fault 2 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
Leave it to Superman to make an excuse for why he doesn’t save the day anymore he’s faster than a speeding bullet he could change anywhere
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Relateable 14 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
I can’t even look a the label on a tequila bottle without feeling woozy
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Perfect throw 3 comments
buttscarleton · 7 years ago
Nothing but net
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