Gaze upon me and tremble

Yeah a reflection we don’t put little pink hat in our lions here at the LA Zoo..

If I was high this would fucking ruin my night

Buy button

Did you bring the handcuffs, or should we use
Mine

Those Egyptians sure know how to paint a statue

Never mind fly back home you majestic beast

We held hands for the first time running out of there, it was nice.

I am one million ants

There is a fabulous woman inside of Mike Pence just waiting to shine

I’m not saying this sauce was so good it made the south surrender, but it definitely made them think about it

Is that why Thor 3 feels more like Guardians 1

Did you order a side of mayonnaise

To infinity and be- holy shit is that a needle

I didn’t know oven mitts come in heels

Shouldn’t have tried to make out with the helmets on

A haircut so bad you run off with the first demogorgon you see

Look at em causing a commotion

I get treated like that at Subway and I’m not even robbing the place

Warped Winky was a close second choice

Let’s be honest, she did not

I said no but I can get you some, when my mom asked