Did he win?

Be hot for whom though, this asshole, trust me being the hottest person alive in a time period isn’t all it’s cracked up to be *sigh*

Her dad won’t stop calling me

Yeah that’s the face of a man who breaks into prison

Trust fall

You’re constipated?

Poop, uh finds a way

Is she pooping

It’s how he looks at everything

I love method man

In cars how did Lightning McQueen not realize they siphoned his gas tank, my Corolla knows how much gas it has and it can’t even talk?

I could use a little fuel myself

That seat is gonna be freezing

All three of them?

I get like three then I try to get a solid two later one

The obsessive compulsive porn

Like you accidentally loosing an rpg because you had a wild dream

It says Gay Bans cause ya know you couldn’t afford the real ones

-Sigh- it was in the game back then wasn’t it, now it’s in the dlc

I want to take their faces.. off

Crank 3 will officially be made by Pixar

This is gonna be a painful landing