He has to taste it to make sure he grabbed the right one

Nooo

They’re for the public Karen, geez you don’t have to be such an elitist

Chandler gets chewed out for mansplaining to everyone

Clean your house human

Earth tastes like chicken

Not a lot you could’ve said that would be worse than that

Then you better rub it harder, that genie is a magical being who knows what will happen if you don’t.

You win... perfect

The Rock had to layeth the smacketh down on a jabroni’s candy ass!

They’re having some cake on the beach under that umbrella

*4-8*

Winnie the Pooh is not a morning Pooh bear

My cousin Buttsbutts posted this

That’s a good boy doing a hard days work

Meant to do it

How?!? Did she get a job at directv just to message you

It’s Yoshi get your minds out of the gutter

The ladies appreciate proper grammar