I can speak for myself! *says nothing else for the remaining lifetime*

Did you say *heavy breathing* 3800?

Gayest post ever

The guy next to the Queen you can see the guilt on his face

He’s gay? Whoa buddy the correct term is he’s a honey nut scooter.

If you can reach your whole arm down a sharks throat it has to give you a diamond

I’m sick of these goddamn sharks in this motherfuckin tornado

He plays tennis, he knows his dad. He’s the guy hoping for the next Serena Williams on the sidelines.

Well Rosa Parks did try to sue Outkast...

My controller buttons stick because they’re full of Cheeto dust.

They’re minerals Marie!!!

He’s pretty great as the main guy too, ever seen moon.

Username checks out

That exactly what I need after chili Tuesdays

The best cakes are mostly butter

My questions about the moon:
What’s its deal?
Who’s living there now?
It’s hollow, right?
Seriously what’s its deal?
Can be trusted?

Son, how do you find the dopest tracks in existence, teach me you internet master.

Thank you Duece Bigelow

No beer and no tv make Jack a dull boy