John Boyega thought he was filming the young Morpheus movie

Oh this took a turn

The secret ingredient is tnt, you see how carefully she’s holding it

You ever s***ed a d*** for cheese

That son of a bitch

My job just keeps hiring people so I don’t try to hard

He is also about to play Da Vinci in a biopic

I’m the one staring at the ceiling for sure

Yes, but I’m sure he would understand once I told him I got paid two hundred dollars and I would split it with him

President Bernie Sanders

Like most things if he would have licked it, it would have been his.

This is me,the one on the right, you’re probably wondering how I got here...

I’ve seen a wolf riding a horse but that was during a polo match, they can get pretty wild

That cold sore is a souvenir Usher gave you for life

Go back to school

Then got wrecked by a frisbee

I like the John Wilkes Booth. I fire my load in the theatre and she screams then I jump from the balcony

When the drugs took hold

I didn’t know your mom had a store

The toon squad would have been destroyed of the monstars would have taken a better layer than Shawn Bradley