Well Matt Lauer definitely won’t be there

I bit my hand pretty badly while eating a donut

I want that Biggie throw pillow

You’ll never take me alive coppers

He looks like real life Randy Marsh

The edge of Lake Lachrymose

Sorry again for biting you there, jimmy, it’s just those salmon boxer shorts confounded me.

Cake gives me gas...

I wonder if they had a sex scene in real life and it ended his marriage

Did you give home his camera back?

12 likes, that’s it

You can hate whoever you want just as long as you’re hating that particular type of dipshit he is and not because of his race

A great American

He was a test pipe baby

He’s gonna fall like some kind of stone or boulder...I can’t think the word I’m looking for

So you like animals then

Sometimes you have to pretend to forget someone’s name to keep them from thinking your friends

Thirst knows no temperature

The miracle of life

The microscope is upside down

Presidents’ Day is coming and we all know what that means, Mattress sales, woooo