Elevensies?

A muskrat like Timon
*starts crying*
Why you gotta make me sad with your lies internet

I’m pretty sure Shakespeare wrote with a bigass feather like most fancy dandies from the past

They obviously haven’t been trained by our corporate overlords to sit and wait for our treat

Then he slapped her Down syndrome BACK TO THE GATES OF HELL and she was cured

Who wouldn’t want to drink vaginatea

I like Marques Brownlee’s YouTube videos

Thomas is still having ‘Nam flashbacks that keep him up at night

Sometimes it’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission

Whoa buddy save some puss for the rest of us

...so is that book on amazon or is it a Barnes and noble exclusive?

He just drew a squiggly line with a face and brought it to life

This is very accurate, if Alderaan is your sleep cycle

Oh how exotic, a coma, is that Italian?

Don’t let go kid

Then there would be no change

It also launches fireworks every three minutes and the horn is constantly on

Ka-boom!

First one then the other

It looks like a microchip

That’s when you have to remember that no matter how big a problem is, in the grand scheme of things it’s very very tiny

It says your shits all fucked up and you should see a doctor, well damn! Go see the girl about your bill and hey, try and enjoy what’s left of your life!

Yo you need some flaming hots?
I got that spice for your life!
The Cheeto that’s neato!
I’m nine years old!

He’s like a genius billionaire five year old