buttscarleton


Fuck off ya fotzes!

Report User
Israel is building one of the bigest solar powerplants in the world in negev desert 7 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
I could climb it, I’ve played Assassin’s Creed
3
Take me to church 5 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
I told him ass, cash or grass and terms could not be met so I kicked him out of the car
5
The future 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
So realistic
6
Grandma writes to Facebook to remove the file of her friend who has passed away 2 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Dearest Mr. Facebook,
Agnes has died, or been ‘deleted’ from life please delete her Facebook file accordingly.
Yours in Christ, Milgret
9 · Edited 6 years ago
Sad Affleck is Back 13 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
The day after I saw Black Panther I saw a little white boy buying the black panther mask and claw from Walmart and thought that was the coolest thing I’d ever seen
Let's start a new religion 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Has anyone ever seen the dark side of the sun, no, cause there isn’t one!
13
Welcome sign in Kurt Cobains hometown 7 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
As a friend
6
Sad Affleck is Back 13 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Hello darkness my old friend
6
When the krabby patty joint too good 6 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
As in all things are natural once broken down into their base elements
4
Autocrossbow, FTW!!1 33 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Silencers don’t exist they’re called surpressors and they don’t work
Good fashion sense 5 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Obviously the Dad doesn’t care about fashion his belt and shoes clash like a motherfucker
4
I think that's why I love the 80's so much 4 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Three times if you count right now, because it’s basically the ‘80s again
7
Evolved crab 1 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
He’s kingler now
1
Learn from this smooth talker, guys 2 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
You get the feeling he wants to put those eyes in a jar on his mantle
5
Something I can agree with 8 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
SQUARE ROOTED!!!
Badass butler 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
He’s way more than a butler
I want a wife like that too 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Then as I woke out of my hungover stupor I remembered she divorced me two years ago, and I currently live alone.
18 · Edited 6 years ago
Born to crip 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
He’s the realest one in the gang
John Cena 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
I don’t have the heart to tell him John Cena left ten minutes ago
6
Don't fight it 6 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Would you like it on the left or the right sir
3
Lizards laying eggs behind the dresser 8 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
Omelette time
Lies 8 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
MY EMOTIONS!!
4
Kitty kitty 3 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
This cat is evil sarah we need to kill it
19
McDonald's made fry gloves 2 comments
buttscarleton · 6 years ago
That’s how you accidentally bite your fingers off
3