Nineteen years of my life have been a lie for believing you, Shaggy. You sicken me!

Definitely the elephant he had way more grace and beauty

Yes I am blind. Yes I drive. Yes we exist.

He’s been an m&m and now he’s a dorito, is there any snack Danny can’t be

Lemme make a quick call, how much you want?

Come on Putin but in blue!

The trashball episode will probably happen

Does food cost money?
Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhh we millennial ain’t got that.

..And I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky...

Shit like this is why I’m a never-nude

Alexa, play Ride of the Valkyries

I guess I can get that date now Jennifer

I hope you’re not an English teacher, hahaha, my god, I’m still talking to a mannequin.

He went to bed without his after-steak whiskey that night

That’ll buff right out

Spuper spoopy

Lobsters aren’t red until you cook them

One was built to last, and one was built to be smooth and also drain water efficiently

Putin had everyone sitting behind him killed, to ensure it wouldn’t happen again

Come over
I can’t I crashed my plane
My parents just left

The spice of life

Any princesses looking for a man and come with any awesome castles it doesn’t have to be Hogwarts, I’ll take Durmstrang

I love this cat family

Part of me knew that already

What are Harold and Kumar like in person