You will pay dearly for this deceit hooman

Now that’s a President worthy of his Nobel Prize

So he was already mad then you took his picture? Just let the man sell Michael Bolton tickets in peace.

Is there a buy button

I hate these filthy neutrals Kif! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me.

What is happening to nipples in Georgia

Now where’s the 30 foot dwarf with elephantiasis

Unless you’re the President...right?

Well he doesn’t have the Turner Diaries so he’s probably just researching Hitler

Liquor is the answer you’re looking for

One of those Coulsons isn’t allowed near children

D’olph

Finally a Spider-Man that’s not a stalker

And you could tell by the trail of the dead that there was something in the popcorn

The difference is yellow gloves in case you guys couldn’t see it

Is it hiding from the communism

You sad human? Gaze into my butthole

Paul Ryan asking the tough questions

The old ways is the best ways

People who don’t eat the burger rind are disgusting

It’s also very plain