They are about to be nobody’s orphans

For Humphrey’s sake

I hope that giant doesn’t stand up

Hahaha he’s named Humphrey because his parents loved humping

To buy more beer

Be a man and put that hot plate of meat on your balls

Snapped out of existence by a mad titan? Just be.

Sesame Street taught me that if a friend smells bad call him a grouch and say he lives in a trash can.
It never taught me how to get out of detention

He doesn’t like history or people explaining history to him because it makes him feel dumb

Behold the Energy God

He looks of age to me

How many sleeps til she’s Hannah again

It should just say girls than

He is learning from the internet

Life is finding a way

Q-Tip is nosy as hell

I went to the Jack in the box closest to LAX while wearing a fake mustache and it looked like this so I turned right around and ordered through the drive-thru

I love that he poops with one hand on his hips

And you wonder why this man has anxiety attacks

The dog doesn’t even know we have a cat

Is that him, cause it looks like a mannequin