So is your dad 100% statue

Can someone tell me what this post is

oh I’m gonna kill that barber

I’m just happy to die around the young people

Oh shit

Congratulations you are now irradiated

*sharpens sword
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

If yöu have Frööt Lööps radiöactive töucans will föllöw their nöses and break intö yöur bunker

Bryan Mills vs John Wick in the battle to answer the age old question, is a daughter better than a dog?

They didn’t give up when the tattoo artist said that doesn’t make sense, and they didn’t give up when they said if you get that tattooed on your body people will laugh at you in a bad way

That’s not the eye

My cat jumped on my balls for simply looking at the picture

You will little buddy, you will, but first I need to see if I can digest you.

So your parents?

Split the check always split the check

I can just hear the fallout rads meter going up

All of the kids except Tom Holland are too old and should be recast. And also shame on you for casting Kevin James in a movie are you Adam Sandler?

Why don’t we have this??

Did you see the video of the Chick-fil-a employee chase down a car to give the people their change? They must ship these people in from Canada or something

Sploosh

Hi can I call you Julius, don’t trust that muthafucka Cassius and your best friend Brutus y tu Bruté cause they are going to kill you

That’s some dexterity right there

Harry hiding out from Voldemort

Be a man, just be nice about it.