Maybe he should wear pants

They played scrabble in person and it just wasn’t the same

I came to Washington to watch porn and disable Obamacare, and I’m all out of Obamacare

Do you ever just Narnia

Why would different color people be on different color sand

So it’s not a Christmas pop tart

He looks way happier in the swimsuit

That’s really great, cool!

That last one is definitely meth

Then you need to follow the signs ahead of you

Only the devil could nail a sax solo like careless whisper

Cause he don’t got bills

Pfft, you age! Black don’t crack.

Well it is at 7-11 the coffee is right there you just have to fill up the cup

West Virginia...

ugh I hate political posts especially this right wing propaganda

Bobby Hill? That boy ain’t right

The one whose password is password

Are you that guy from the skate board games.. Tony ...falcon?

I can’t wait until April 19th

Gr-grandpa?!?!?