User bwaters Banned

Cats are fluffy adorable assholes 23 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
What does that have to do with anything?
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Cats are fluffy adorable assholes 23 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
It's not clinginess. It's various combinations of overseeing you, reminding you they're the boss, and enjoying their favorite bed/couch/pillow/toy, which is usually you, or whatever you're trying to use(see reson numbers 1&4), and just messing with you for fun.
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I'm curious 25 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
I can't even count the number of ways this is beyond regular stupidity.
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reminder 26 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
not necessarily. Their lives here are probably still be better that where they came from, and the morality of that is tricky to define. And while they may not be entirely faultless it is the people exploiting them who are by far the most at fault.
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My mind just blew itself 38 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Fair enough.
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Do you know how much planning that must have taken? 10 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Awesome.
My mind just blew itself 38 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
No.
Real emergency 12 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Yeah. I've had ice stick to wet fingers. Dry and cold does not mix well with wet.
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My mind just blew itself 38 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Depends. They could still use hypothetical future technologies in which case it would be. However I don't believe they will. I think by then we'll have perfect cgi.
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My mind just blew itself 38 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
And there are probably aliens out there whose penises resemble one of our constellations.
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Real emergency 12 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Exactly. They see it and instead of thinking "oh hey, that's a bad idea", they think "oh it doesn't really happen", or " I wonder if that's really true". And that's what's so stupid. People should know what will happen, the moovie tells them, and they do it anyway, or as I've heard in some cases, even because of it. Pure, unfiltered idiocy.
Pianist performs in the Arctic while glaciers collapse behind him 3 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
What was he playing?
My mind just blew itself 38 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
1: just because you are made up of trillion year old particles, does not, in fact, make you a trillion years old, you are only as old as the time those particles have existed in the configuration that is you. Also, matter can be created and destroyed, it just has to be paired with an equal amount of antimatter doing the same thing.
2: a whole ocean and a moon is just the most dramatic of many, many things that "it takes" to erase your footprints.
3: congratulations. You've stopped an I don't even know how small percentage of the light hitting your side of the planet from traveling a few feet.
4: everything we eat involves processing by sunshine, not processed sunshine. The sunlight doesn't turn into food, it drives the process that creates it.
And, just for fun: there are probably aliens out there whose penises resemble one of our constellations.
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Real emergency 12 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Yeah, but you'd expect that would make people think "hey, lets not stick our touches on an ice cold flagpole" instead of the exact opposite.
Real emergency 12 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
The best part is how so many of those are people who saw that movie.
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Biggest face-palm ever 15 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
YOU CANT USE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO SUPPORT THIS ANTI ABORTION NONSESE YOU BRAIN DEAD IDIOT! Sorry for ranting like that. I really hate those a**holes.
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Stepping in puddles with socks on... 11 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Thanks
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Who doesn't like TomSka? 3 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
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Am I the only one who can do this? 48 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Isn't it basically crossing your eyes?
Yeah, no drugs. 8 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Classic.
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Some people just don't understand 25 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Yeah. That's one thing I hate about those super religious morons. When you think about it, anything could be justified as gods plan, and with all these things it could be who are you to try to figure out what god wants? The only thing is to just go along its it. Sadly these idiots lack the kind of critical thinking skills to even see anything wrong with the Nigerian prince decing to give you money in some weird random procedure.
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I know it's for plot convenience, but it bothers me more than it should! 15 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
They have an internal translater on Star Trek. Which of course can learn new languages instantaneously, and almost never get mentioned, except in ways to make it even less plausible.
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Some people just don't understand 25 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
Too bad it wasn't those idiot parents.
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It's called Archimedes Principle! Go study science b*tches 13 comments
bwaters · 8 years ago
That wouldn't really be practical.
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