The comic guy's like: "Say, what?!?!?"

Aw. :( And daddy is supposed to be a girl's first love. ;-; All you girls, if you haven't already given your dad a BIG hug, do so now. :)

Such a happy shirt. ^_^

YES!!!

After 395,281 attempts? Lol.

Go in the sink, Spidey.

What do you mean? Husbands get to enjoy that luxury, too. :)

You're not weird, you're a cool fella. :) Many of us also do the same.

I've noticed these attributes in me. :) I'm an excellent driver.

Pug in a blanket... a pizza blanket.

*pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat

I hope she has a waterproof case on her phone. Lifeproof is what I use, but only because they gave me my iPhone for free if I bought one.

Kitties love all things 'warm'. :)

Me too, bro, me too. 2010 Focus no less. :/

"Ah, crap... I forgot milk..."

I didn't get the joke at first, then I found out why... Instead of 'archaeologists', I read 'gynecologists'. For shame, brain! FOR SHAME! Dirty mind...

I will never support it. No matter how socially acceptable it becomes, homosexuality has always been, and always will be sin - an abomination to God. I am told to treat everyone with kindness, dignity, respect, and most importantly, love, but without condoning the sins of others. For those who want to be gay/lesbian, that's your choice, but know that it'll come with severe consequence - the same for all unrepentant sinners, in fact.