Walking in a diagonal line is like walking up the slope of a triangle. It's the hypotenuse, the longest side of the triangle! Keep that in mind when climbing things. :P

Talk about creepy! ... but 'intriguingly awesome' creepy.

Time for a dental check. :) Or he's happy... maybe saw something funny?

You ought to feel JUST fine sitting at your computer in your Mickey jammies, sipping coffee! :D Never compare your life to others! :) Your life isn't valued by how many women you sleep with. Find ONE amazing one who loves you for YOU (maybe she also has Mickey pajamas?). If you and she love each other deeply, the sex you have (sex implied by the obviously lustful photos) will be ten-times greater than some womanizing, Godless, unrepentant sinner as the lifestyle suggests for that man. :) People waste their whole lives thinking that sleeping around with women brings them happiness, but it doesn't. Find a decent girl, marry her, and you'll be far happier if you genuinely love each other and are selfless towards each other. ;)

Yikes, bro. :/ Sorry to hear that. Almost as bad as hearing your parents have sex. X_X

Indeed, she's cute. :) And perfect chompers, too. ;)

Goodness, she's pretty. I wanna snuggle her. :)

Not every guy likes large breasts. In fact, I dislike anything fake about women, especially fake boobies. And I happen to like petite/thin women, so smaller boobs are nice. :) ... while we're talking about boobies here, hehehehe. :P

Ha! :D You silly girls and your booby problems. :P

So much D'AWWW! :D ^_^ Does he/she love to snuggle? Hehe.

She's so pretty. :( Yet... *sigh* :'(

What's "Tomorrowland"? :l I'm afraid I'm entirely ignorant of such coolness.

Lol! :D

Best! This is adorable, and funny! :D Pad pun, you silly girl. :P

Such colors! God sure does know how to paint! :D

Lol, what's your name? Mine is 'Jonathon', with an 'o' at the end, not an 'a'.

What is this from? Walking Dead?

Bahahahaha! :D A priceless hilarious 'kid' moment. :)