The low price of happiness 3 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
Fantastic on hot days for pups. :)
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Every time you have to pick one of those queue tickets 5 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
I couldn't go to bed without figuring the difference... The difference from 10 trillion, from the number on his ticket is 1,616,250,000. I read earlier that it would take 31,000 years to simply COUNT to 1 trillion, much less wait for just shy of 10 trillion... If each wait-time on that counter was just 2 minutes each, could someone calculate how long he'd be on that couch?
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Finally the bieber cult is ending 16 comments
The best way to sleep 45 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
I've been saying the same thing for years, bro. I pray everyday that God will bring me my bride whenever the time is right. Trusting God is the best way to go. Always. ;)
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The best way to sleep 45 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
Spooning a girl is the BEST, THING, EVER during sleepytime! Caress her tummy and kiss her neck and she'll fall right to sleep. ^_^
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The best way to sleep 45 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
She left her light on. :l Although she's depicted to have a cute hiney and beautiful boobies, lol.
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Oh, the fifties 31 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
Oh, indeed. :) I wouldn't even miss my video games, cause they wouldn't exist.
Derpy faces 6 comments
Oh, the fifties 31 comments
How girls must pee on public toilets 13 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
Wow. Such grace, such elegance. The perfect peeing position pose. (Lol, alliteration)
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A dolphin sees itself in a mirror 10 comments
So... Chicken flavored condoms? 6 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
If you had a girl who trusted you not to cheat, you'd have enjoyed your chicken noodles in peace.
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Edited 10 years ago
No thanks. I'll walk 6 comments
c31107
· 10 years ago
It's just the engine cover. Most all of those parts, even at 600 mph will stay intact. And even if an aircraft DOES lose an engine, it can still stay aloft. (ETOPS)
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