Right? It's almost always the same dude with minor differences.

I am a girl and I play through the game first as a girl and then as a boy to see if any dialogue change

Well, all I see is you and me

"This is why we kill them before they mature, to avoid baby showers by people who can't take care of them" might not have been the best joke, do you want to try?

ouch
Yeah, I can see it now... Thank you for the explanation

*hides body*

Me too *lazy high five*

I see you come I watch you go
You never seem to leave me though

Sweet dreams honey.

A clever grill would tell me when my steak is ready to devour.

Yeah, it's just dark humor

I'm afraid I don't see your point

Meh, don't let the negative voice be heard.

Aah of course, thank you

Well gee I'm sorry for remembering his name from the last time we met. If he is so offended then maybe he should have told me so I could act accordingly. But I'm sorry Tim, sorry that I don't know everything about everyone *stomps out angrily and loudly mumbling incoherent things*