Oh, dad 3 comments
calivannah
· 9 years ago
"Harold, not again"
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Secret rooms 9 comments
calivannah
· 10 years ago
The last one cracks me up. "Hey, wanna see my secret room?" "What is it? A room full of dead bodies and sculpting tools? A magical indoor pool? A weaponry room complete with super hero capes and lemonade?" "No... A bathroom."
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I say they were made for each other 6 comments
calivannah
· 10 years ago
I can see it: Them falling madly in love, dating, getting married, rubbing heads...
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This is why I love Drake Bell. 22 comments
calivannah
· 10 years ago
I'm probably gonna get downvoted for this, but just because you don't know who a celebrity is you shouldn't get downvoted so much. All celebrities do it act or sing or whatever (at lease the ones in magazines) so they aren't that special. Plenty of people are just as awesome and talented
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Look mittens a f*ggot 46 comments
calivannah
· 10 years ago
Although retard was originally meant for stupid people, not people with disabilities :)
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Expensive things 20 comments
The coolest grandma on earth 5 comments
Fork 15 comments
calivannah
· 10 years ago
oh god someone call the people with the siren badges aNd authority oh i'm in a bad state i'm sorry excuse me
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How I feel after putting on makeup for the first time in weeks 19 comments
calivannah
· 10 years ago
Except for the fact that I usually look like the joker because I haven't applied makeup in weeks and a girl gets rusty, ya know?
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