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Papa Johns left their pizza pan in my box 17 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
Okay. THAT was awesome! LOL!
The struggle is real 4 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
The struggle is NOT real, dumb ass, only the racist blacks won't be going, as well as the libtard elitists that fawn over silly little nothing problems.
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I'm the princess now 7 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
Bitch! Don't tell me how to run my life!
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its a MYphone 10 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
So . . . my LG is a whore? NOYCE!
Right in the feels 15 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
Let me quote the title at the top of the page here. Ahem!
"Fun Substance. The best of Humor and Entertainment."
Humor usually means funny. Usually. Didn't realize people like to laugh at this kind of stuff above.
Also didn't realize entertainment also included people on the death bed reminiscing about the life they didn't have. FEELS. Really, serosenpai?
I have a dark sense of humor and can laugh at many things. Even death. This thing? Just isn't funny or entertaining.
She deserves some recognition 21 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
When water freezes it expands. Melting the polar ice caps would make the worlds waterlines recede. Not rise. Any KID knows this. Lord, you "global warming/climate change" worshipers are nuts!
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She deserves some recognition 21 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
Something that matters? Are you joking? He made a slideshow of an unproven theory, that would normally be laughed at by the scientific community! He did NOTHING that matters! To this day, he is still insisting that his theories (from a politician, not a scientist) are gospel, but refuses to actually debate it with anyone. His theory is that the North Pole's ice pack would be melted by this year, and it has not happened. His theory is that when the ice pack melted by this year, the tides would rise around the world, and the beaches would all disappear. Which, of course, is why he bought himself a nice BEACH HOUSE!
His theory (as a politician) is that the polar bears were all dying off due to lack of ice in the North Pole . . . which was proved to be a total lie because the Polar Bear is actually growing in numbers more than ever!
Seriously? Have you thought beyond the propaganda of money-influenced global warming? Give a scientist a million bucks for "research". Yeah right.
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White girls aren't the only ones who wear uggs and yoga pants in the winter 7 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
Not a single fuck was given that day.
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I'll be on my way. 5 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
So . . . you're in the back seat, easily defensible, and you still want to walk. Pussy.
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Or hide in your closet for a month 4 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
Or stop being such a pussy and tell the barber what you want. If he screws up, you don't have to pay for him balding you and him being a lousy barber.
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Right in the feels 15 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
Yeah. Fun substance. Put the fun in funeral, eh?
This restaurant employee who got real about the smoking area 6 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
To quote a famous line from Pulp Fiction, and the infamous Samuel L. Jackson;
"English, motherfucker! Do you SPEAK IT!?!"
Trump's hair found a less abusive owner 2 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
So it's the usual practice around here. Bash the right wing, coddle the left wing, and everything is okay. Wow.
And NOT TRUMP for president. I don't trust a guy who is that vain to keep wearing a Pomeranian on his head.
happen to know anyone like this 3 comments
callicojack · 8 years ago
So . . . Obama? Hey, Barry, you really shouldn't sign that Iran nuke deal.
He signs.
Hey, Barry, you shouldn't lie about our economy tanking.
He lies.
List goes on and on.