Vincent

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Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Okay, dude, I'm done. We know you're a pussy. Stop your lame argument. Get on with your life worshiping cats, while dogs will continue being man's best friend.
Nitwit.
Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Only to scrape them off my boot.
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Now THAT is strong! 7 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Wasn't offended, nitwit. I don't get offended because I'm an adult. Just telling him/her the truth. I'm not a libtard who gets butthurt because of words. But you apparently do. Nitwit.
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Bacon reasons 5 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Amen! Time for a bacon sandwich, with bacon bread, and more bacon as the topping, with bacon wrapped fries on the side.
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Now THAT is strong! 7 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Sorry, I grew up with the realities of combat in the Persian Gulf. I didn't have time for a card game turned cartoon turned video game turned whatever else. I'm one of those chosen impoverished who didn't have the chance to see cards and fall into the world. =/
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Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Sounds like a true slave to the cat gods. I feel sorry for you.
Now THAT is strong! 7 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Kitchen warrior to the rescue!
Dunno, I don't know this comic/anime/whatever it is. :D
Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Sounded like a kitty person to me. Meh. Sad that he don't know the joys of knowing puppies. =/
Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
lol
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Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
You're retarded. Garlog.
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Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Cats? "Serve me human, and you may be privileged to pet me."
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*Sobs softly in a corner* 6 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Not in my town, unfortunately, they're pricks. Wearing nice clothes, jewelry, never getting out of the trucks. See, they're automated trucks with the grabber arms that just lift the cans without anyone getting dirty, or doing work. Props to these guys in the pic for being nice to the kid. :)
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Ablaze 4 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Because usually, the cookie runs all over the tin! Ever see them just stay in place on the cookie sheet?
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Injured Toucan receives a 3D printed beak 4 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Funny, it don't look 3d printed, but carbon fiber shaped and bolted on. How is it 3d printed again?
All these years have paid off 1 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
So . . . rather than getting that first job experience and moving on to better things, you stayed at the lame job and your whole aspiration was to buy a camera and take a pic of someone else' success, rather than looking at that success and getting an idea of being successful yourself. Yeah, don't breed.
This is where real men cried 16 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
I call bullshit on this. Why? It wasn't anywhere NEAR as sad as "Brian's Song." THAT was the ultimate movie to make men cry, and this one was nothing by comparison! Yes, great movie, but Brian's Song was better.
Like a boss 9 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
I normally say something down gradable about things that aren't fun or funny, but I give kudos to this kid. Bravery comes in all forms, and this kid simply rocks. You go, big guy!
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Tadpoles swimming under lily pads 7 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
That's the pic of "Sea Monkeys" we all should have seen growing up! Dangit!
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Thanks for saving my soul, Mum 8 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Don't tell me how to run my life!
Watches porn*
See's Jesus pics*
Watches porn more intently and closer to the screen!
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Who has the most painful love story? 18 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Even in a feels meme, they NEED the D. "LoveD one."
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These things are battle weapons in the pool 2 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
His name is Steve Hartman from Ontario, Canada. Pretty interesting, too.
http://watercrunch.com/2012/08/pool_noodle/
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A classic toy 8 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Probably the only "I" product or facsimile I'd ever want to own. :)
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fluffy pig and her babies 3 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Fluffy Pig and Bacon seeds. >_>
Me at school 2 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
Normally I'd say something sarcastic . . . but with Common Core in schools . . . yeah, I feel you, bro.
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Good morning I love you 3 comments
callicojack · 6 years ago
The cat wouldn't even acknowledge you. But humans serve cats anyway.
Good morning, puppy dog. :)
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