Laura

calmthelovelytits


I laugh at my own jokes more than I probably should.

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<terrible unimpressive title here> 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN BITCH
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I feel such osmosis when this happens >:( 18 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
It's such antidisestablishmentarianism.
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Dammit mom 27 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Idk why I don't really like it, I mean I don't watch it enough to have a definite opinion of it. I guess I just feel like I see straight stuff too often on tv and in movies and things. I need more gay in my life.
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Yeah 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Definitely.
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Damn son 48 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
*applause*
Dammit mom 27 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Gay porn is great, whether it's gay men or women.
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The hero the world needs 18 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Badass.
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This always happens in school! 16 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
And they're both wrong.
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Life in a nutshell 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Fuck yeah!
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me right about now 7 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Wrap that blanket around you and become a burrito of sadness.
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NO 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Has Jean been doing the weed again?
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First world problems 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Maybe the roof is broken.
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Eye piece 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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Aziz 5 comments
When you can't catch a break from idiots 3 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
You mean . . . slim chance they'll need it.
Fanfictions 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Once when I was at a concert I felt like the lead singer looked at me. He obviously didn't though, since it was really dark in the crowd and I was more than a few rows back but I shall continue to live in a fantasy land.
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Fanfictions 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
We don't talk about My Immortal.
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B R O 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I can't believe you, bro.
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Hella fast 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I would've lost it too tbh
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boob holder 17 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
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Life in a nutshell 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Livin the life.
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A ship and its captain 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
. . . Sure.
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"To be or not to be. That is the question" 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
They should have walked up to him and ate it.
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A ship and its captain 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I think he's overcompensating for something ;)
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Can I see your t*ts 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Titties on point.