Laura

calmthelovelytits


I laugh at my own jokes more than I probably should.

— Laura Report User
Mrs. Puff 7 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
She killed him and turned him into a lamp.
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War is war, Hell is hell 13 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
My dad used to watch this show all the time. Just started watching it myself. Already love it.
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Oh, disney 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
It's a stereotype that black people like watermelon.
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yup 157 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Unfortunately.
Mannequins have feelings too 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I don't remember you bumping into me.
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yup 157 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Trust me, pan people want the difference outlined, too.
jesus 15 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
You mean posts like these? They're from tumblr.
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jesus 15 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
More like the graveyard behind the church.
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It's always......Yeah nvm 13 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I wore flip flops basically all winter last year.
Ladies, can you relate? 12 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I cut my hair short once. I will not be doing it again.
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I know I would 47 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
NEVER
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jesus 15 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Why go to church when you can have sex with a ghost?!
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slim thick 9 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Oh my god, I used to love Nicholas Sparks. I bought a lot of his books, but then I realized it was pretty much the same basic plot over and over again and now I just want to get rid of them all, save maybe three or four.
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Five more minutes 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF BED
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Describe white people in 4 words 15 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
"Ketchup is too spicy"
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Mmmhmmm 2 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
When u see da booty
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Stupid joke went terribly wrong 13 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Yep.
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At least they didn't feel the bern. 45 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
#staywoke
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Oh wow this tweet. 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I would advise against doing that.
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It got BERNT 9 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I'd give it to my dog.
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Misha Collins everybody 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Oh my god.
Unrelated 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Books are essential.
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Guys vs BFF's 3 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I love seeing gorgeous girls making silly faces.
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everyones otp 7 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
She just didn't want anyone to know.
Straight outta tumblr 13 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Like what?
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