I'm looking to get my first tattoo in a few months, but I'm getting it on my forearm and I've heard that's one of the least painful places (I hope). What do you want to get?

I can sense this is going to be a long conversation.

*Her

Mkay

Maybe it's not worth it to you, but to a lot of people it is.

(this is not getting any less creepy)

Then I'm . . . in your kitchen?

That sounded creepy af oops

I'm at the end of your driveway.

Touché. But you have to admit, 10 year old me didn't know good television lmao

. . .

Of Mice And Boys

I actually used to think it was boring and complained whenever he watched it, but now that I'm watching it myself I'm like???? The fuck?? What was wrong with 10 year old me???

And he'd want the sharks to pay for it.