A perfectly reasonable excuse!

I'll just lie face down on the floor.

I only watched to see if Leo would win, but I did really like Lady Gaga's performance.

I thought that was really awesome.

Kind of like "The Unsinkable" Molly Brown. She survived the sinking of the Titanic and another ship, too.

I think the longest I've ever slept is like 14 hours.

Eyeliner on fleek.

FUCK

They all look so horrified.

I need more oversized sweaters.

And what a lovely a-hole it is.

I think you may have summoned a demon.

"Trajeudi" is really fun to say.

This is one of my favorite photos.

I ship the last one.

*gives him my whole wallet*

Damn, she's beautiful.

Or so you have a really nice bra to throw on stage.