Laura

calmthelovelytits


I laugh at my own jokes more than I probably should.

— Laura Report User
Me 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
It took a shit on the wrong car.
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speaks to my soul 3 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
It's good enough for me.
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damn i love disney 22 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
K.C. Undercover has a mostly black cast.
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The D 3 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Well . . .
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She's doing it right 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Badass
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Calmthelovelyt*ts, it is you I thought of. 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
( • Y • )
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We are terrifying...isn't it cool. 24 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Humans are metal as fuck.
So um..ok. 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
And they say romance is dead.
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Best way to get a man 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I prefer to reach down his throat and pull it out his mouth.
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The structure of a tear 17 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I'd be more interested in blood in that case.
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Know the differences 31 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Worth it.
Still better than no pulp 22 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I hate pulp. I don't need to feel what I'm drinking.
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And Satan is the bad guy 41 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Tell the poor soul I love him.
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And Satan is the bad guy 41 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Is your dog okay now?
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Same here. Literally. 15 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
It was not as fun as it is now.
How to get JK Rowling to comment on your post, 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Chill fam I doubt it would ruin her life.
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How to get JK Rowling to comment on your post, 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I'll name my daughter Hermione and if kids give her a problem, she'll have my permission to tell them to fuck off. But nicely, of course.
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Nailed it 3 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Why is the same picture shown twice?
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How to get JK Rowling to comment on your post, 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
That's a lovely name! I'm not too sure if my future partner (should I ever get one that is lol) would really agree either, but if I could have my way it'd be Hermione.
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How to get JK Rowling to comment on your post, 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
What did you go for instead?
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Same here. Literally. 15 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Happned to me in like 5th grade.
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How to get JK Rowling to comment on your post, 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Tbh I really want to name my first daughter Hermione.
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Yup... 9 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Feel free to cover me in peanut butter.
God and Jesus! 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Oh my god, neon, you can't just ask people why they're white.
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Which one would you choose? 42 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Personally, I wouldn't care at all.