Laura

calmthelovelytits


I laugh at my own jokes more than I probably should.

— Laura Report User
Aren't we all? 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Saaaaame
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ted cruz sucks 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure they've been totally unable to find a single funny/talented Asian American in nearly half a century. Okay.
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They were just babies 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Bout to start a Harry Potter marathon :D
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ted cruz sucks 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Yep, I'm sure there aren't any funny Asian Americans at all. Good Asian American musicians? Nope. Those probably don't exist, no way.
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Meryl Streep everyone 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Still looks fine af
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I would definitely let my kid do this (with me there of course) 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
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Well done, girl 62 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
If I've told you to stop touching my underwear and you don't stop touching my fucking underwear, then I will make you stop.
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so inspirational 1 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
#deep
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Jew gotta be kidding me. 15 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
This post isn't saying women are a minority. It's saying women AND minorities.
Not all of us wanted this to happen in Mississippi 9 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
The bible said Adam and Eve so I did them both.
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Young Harrison Ford 10 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Goodbye ovaries.
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Where you stood 1 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Hitler looks like such a third wheel.
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Oh I Don't Watch TV 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Me tbh
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DJ Dead Things 270 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Saaaaaame
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You're a failure. 21 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
No, I'm a rebel.
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Puppies who are so chubby they look like teddy bears 7 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I WANT THEM ALL
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Now that's a prank that requires dedication 17 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Ah yes, people who make poor life choices.
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Cat's way cooler than me... 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Little dude is rad af
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DJ Dead Things 270 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
DJ Loneliness
DJ Moths
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DJ Dead Things 270 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
Rolls right off the tongue.
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One hell of a milkshake 22 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
I got diabetes just looking at this.
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Learning symmetry 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago
They either left a space for you because they love you or because they want to sacrifice you to their overlord. I wonder which one it is.
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