Laura

calmthelovelytits


I laugh at my own jokes more than I probably should.

— Laura Report User
wow 20 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Eat him.
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Brace yourselves...Summer is coming 12 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Does anyone else besides me not really like these things?
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This scares me 44 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Um, no. It would not be her fault, even if she "seduced" him. She is a literal CHILD. That creepy guy is an adult. It's his responsibility to shut down the situation. If he doesn't do that, he is to blame.
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Why Are So Many People Getting a Septum Piercing Lately? 27 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Just keep proving my point.
Why Are So Many People Getting a Septum Piercing Lately? 27 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
I literally have no idea what you're talking about. If you're talking about that one post where I didn't think "white culture" was a thing, then I'm sorry you're still hung up about that.
She didn't quite grasp the concept of her kennel 3 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Are you sure she's not a cat?
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Luhu, the saddest cat in the world 5 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
I will give this kitty all the hugs.
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This scares me 44 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Teach me.
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My favourite line from Avatar 2 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Uncle Iroh knew what was what.
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Millennials and their gender identities 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Oh, I know. I wasn't talking to you.
Why Are So Many People Getting a Septum Piercing Lately? 27 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Nah man you try to be as offensive as possible, which is honestly just embarrassing lmao
Why Are So Many People Getting a Septum Piercing Lately? 27 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
"What we see"
Speak for yourself bro
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Muhammad Ali's star is on a wall 50 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Then what's the problem? He asked them to move it and they did. It's done.
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Muhammad Ali's star is on a wall 50 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Oh no! Muhammad Ali wanted his star to hang on a wall so it wouldn't be stepped on! How horrible!
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Millennials and their gender identities 6 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
You know non-binary genders aren't a new thing, right?
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Muhammad Ali's star is on a wall 50 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Well they clearly didn't mind.
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Equal opportunity ice cream 4 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Being the Chosen One was hard on him, leave him alone.
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Accurate. 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
He's so pretty.
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yup! 13 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
YES PLS
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I can't even disagree 33 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
;D
I can't even disagree 33 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Talk about trying too hard.
Maine Coons are such dainty kitties 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Mine is almost thirteen, she's too old for things like that lol
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Maine Coons are such dainty kitties 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
I must have one.
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Why do you wear makeup? 14 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
I need her to teach me how to do my eye makeup like that.
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Maine Coons are such dainty kitties 8 comments
calmthelovelytits · 4 years ago
Jesus fuck one of my cats is a Maine coon and she's not nearly that big.
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