Gotta be that first one, Reykjajvicjkycicx, is there even another Icelandic city

As opposed to unnatural stones?

I feel like at 26 it goes from happy to sad

That's not even an Asda :(

Wristopher Robin

Woop! 5*!

'scientists say'

Ok, the first time, she was sat up, smiling, in a better neighbourhood, so people were more likely to give her money. The second time, she was in a less affluent part of town, sat down, glum.
So, if you are homeless, follow this guide:
-Be in a part of town with nicer people, maybe those with more money
-Sit in a more prominent place, on a fountain instead of by a wall
-Smile, even if it is meaningless, it shows you're trying
.
(And it probably helps if you look hot as well)

I didn't know I needed this until now

That is a lot of incest you're bringing to the situation

Kept thinking it was a melon.
Got very confused.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK that was close

Was it really worth it for a million yen. That's got to be around £3.99

Probably to prevent the spread of diarrhoea

So this is where they harvest skittles

Yassss