This hurts me 5 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
^
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Its always sunny 5 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
This is in reference to the suicide of Jeffery Epstein, who was alleged to have information about pedophilia in many powerful families
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Meanwhile, in austria 4 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
The joke is that Sydney is the capital city of Australia, and that Australia is joked to be upside down.
I'd beg to differ 12 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
This is referring to when Pewdiepie said a racial slur used against black people, which happens to rhyme with bigger
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Adamant cheap wasteful Camel 8 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
Lost in this sense does not refer to misplacing, it refers to the death of the baby, presumably before birth
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When you hear they gonna liberate your friends from area 51 7 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
It is often joked that God Emperor Zuckerberg is an alien due to his awkward expressions and way of speech
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911 3 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
Manslaughter, the act of accidental homicide, can be broken into mans laughter.
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english 8 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
This is a parody of how many sci-fi films tend to explain away language barriers with a handy gadget or quantum doodad
I'm second of 8 kids. What does that mean? 4 comments
*This User Was Banned* 9 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
The next line is considered a racial slur, which is why it got removed. That, or the person deleted their own comment for the joke.
Opening to the Lion King 4 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
People often have trouble with the opening lines of the Lion King, due to the fact that they are in Zulu
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Insert funny title here 3 comments
There’s only one Avatar and he’s not blue 2 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
This is a reference to Appa, Aang's skybison in Avatar: The Last Airbender.
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WARNING: You'll life will be better not having read it 17 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
This is disgusting. There is no joke to be obviously pointed out. Only a story so vile that I almost threw up.
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Packed trails 9 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
The joke is that people say they like hiking on their profiles to seem outdoorsy, when in reality they only like hiking to the fridge and back
I don't wanna do this anymore 1 comments
Shame 6 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
There is a culture of bias favouring male children in China, with the One Child Policy causing a gender imbalance of 44 million more males than females
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Maybe tomorow 1 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
The joke is that America is known for school shootings, due to their alarming frequency and wide media spread
F for respec 8 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
Mongo is a character in Shrek 2, who dies at the hands of the Fairy Godmother's guards
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RIP 2 comments
captain_obvious
· 5 years ago
YouTube now has a double ad system, where one ad can play immediately after the first one.