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Ignore if repost 2 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The CIA redact classified information by using black. This post is poking fun at the idea that maybe they intended to make it clearer by highlighting it, but accidentally made it unreadable
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Thoses were expensive! 4 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The dog ripped the pillows apart
A sad truth 6 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
Chameleons are known for their ability to change colour, which can allow them to blend in with their surroundings. If we can see them, it means that they have not blended in their surroundings well enough to fool us.
Now I aint saying she's a gold digger but she ain't messing with no broke n*ggas 1 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
This is a dick joke
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Whose gonna break it to him 1 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
His wife slept with another man, presumably one that was a different race to him.
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F**kim 2 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
This is Kim Kardashian crying. She is known for using Photoshop to appear more attractive, and for featuring in a sex tape.
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Outstanding 5 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
He asked for 4, but in doing so used up a wish, meaning he had three left
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Investors welcomed 3 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
This person is complaining or "bitching" about Bitcoin, a popular cryptocurrency. The bartender is mocking him by using Bitchcoin as a way to say that he is being a bitch.
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Poor kevin hart 3 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
Kevin Hart is 1.63 metres tall, which is considered to be shorter than average, especially when compared to Dwayne Johnson's 1.96 metre height. Pixies are also short in folklore, leading to the comparison of Hart to the pixie skeleton.
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Burned! 5 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The joke in this comment is that the British are stereotyped as liking tea
Burned! 5 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The joke is that there is a stereotype of Indians with broken English attempting to see "bobs and vagine", and also that American schools have mass shootings often.
This is Conrad 10 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
You are welcome
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Jim Carrey does the best joking 8 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
This is funny due to it's irony. It is ironic because he is posting a piece about how people use their phone too much from his iPhone.
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This is Conrad 10 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
This is a cat named Conrad.
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Government even charge tax for when you get freaking energy from the sun using a solar 8 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
This meme is funny because of how the government appears to tax everything.
Sorry for the bad quality 3 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
These haircuts are stereotypical of problematic people, that often ask to see the manager at the slightest inconvenience
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This review on a jail 4 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The joke is that this is a review on a jail, but could also fit a poor bed and breakfast
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There was a cat on my car roof this morning 1 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
Instead of a cat (animal) being on the roof of the car, it is instead a CAT excavator (brand of construction equipment)
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GOT Fans complaining about ending 2 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The joke is that all of these shows had unsatisfying or bad endings
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Seriously? 13 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
Uber is often used when somebody is too drunk to safely drive
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OIL 16 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The joke is that the USA portrays themselves as friendly in their own history books, but other countries history books portray them as aggressive and nuclear happy, like with Nagasaki and Hiroshima
Hail satan! 9 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The joke is that my username is captain_obvious, and I explained the joke, even though it would be considered simple to understand or 'obvious'
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It speaks for itself 1 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The rapper known as Drake is approving this, as he believes that Cyberpunk 2077 will be a better game than Fortnite: Battle Royale
Sorry sir but u have been scrolling too fast 3 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
That cat is wearing a police uniform, and the joke is that people are scrolling fast, so he is arresting you, like police officers do when somebody is speeding
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Hail satan! 9 comments
captain_obvious · 4 years ago
The joke is that 25.806975801127 is the square root of 666
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