captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
Confession time 21 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Number 4 those dimples tho...
Praise thy lord 8 comments
dammit why did it have to be jan. 13... can I switch to jan. 31 78 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
NO WHY ON EARTH WOULD WE REPLACE THE HUMAN POPULATION WITH EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
How about you stop being an asshole and leave me alone? What the fuck did I ever do to you?
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Edited 9 years ago
Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I already read your post why suggest it again? And no, that's just stupid.
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Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
when i go to kill a bug and it starts flying 31 comments
I will be this mom 9 comments
Gale you show-off. 23 comments
captainamerika
· 10 years ago
Unless you count a fake hand opening and closing repeatedly as a survival skill then no.
He's... um... wow, I don't know what to say... 16 comments
Gale you show-off. 23 comments
captainamerika
· 10 years ago
Prosthetic limbs DO move. You can have a myoelectric one (like I did) and they are battery powered.
Not so special anymore 12 comments
captainamerika
· 10 years ago
And green eyes make up less than 2% of the world's eye colour. So you're really lucky if you have red hair and green eyes and not shitty brown hair and hazel eyes like me :(
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