Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
Confession time 21 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Number 4 those dimples tho...
Praise thy lord 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
His jawline is more structured than my future
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dammit why did it have to be jan. 13... can I switch to jan. 31 78 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
NO WHY ON EARTH WOULD WE REPLACE THE HUMAN POPULATION WITH EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thank F#ck 38 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
FUCK YEAH 'STRAYA MATE!
Shark boy 5 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
rawr
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I'm Now a 14 Year Old Orphan 40 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
That really sucks I'm sorry
I Need To Know What's Behind That 10 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Must. Blow up. Wall.
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Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
-_-
Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
How about you stop being an asshole and leave me alone? What the fuck did I ever do to you?
· Edited 9 years ago
when you realize it's so true 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Oh my god
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Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I already read your post why suggest it again? And no, that's just stupid.
Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
That would be an awesome band name though...
Oooooooooh 10 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
MERLIN IS LIFE!
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The frog that stops breathing 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
You called?
when i go to kill a bug and it starts flying 31 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
You sir are fucked up in the head
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Sand cat from the sahara desert 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
IT'S SO FLUFFY!
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This HAS to happen! 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
HELL FUCKING YEAH WE ARE DOING THIS!
I will be this mom 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
This is going to be me as a parent I swear
Gale you show-off. 23 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Unless you count a fake hand opening and closing repeatedly as a survival skill then no.
He's... um... wow, I don't know what to say... 16 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Shit man...
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Gale you show-off. 23 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Prosthetic limbs DO move. You can have a myoelectric one (like I did) and they are battery powered.
Photobomb level: Flying Phone 9 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
*slow clap*
Not so special anymore 12 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
And green eyes make up less than 2% of the world's eye colour. So you're really lucky if you have red hair and green eyes and not shitty brown hair and hazel eyes like me :(
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It really happens 28 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
AYEEE!!!!!
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Anime nemo 16 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Because he has a smaller hand/fin duh
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