captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
Do it fast. Real Fast and see the magic! 48 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
but i said purple hammer... GODDAMNIT I HAD ONE JOB
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True dat 11 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Me at 14: obsessed with everything Disney, marvel and adorable. also cute guys and BOOKS AND COMICS AND MOVIES
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The Life Cycle of a Leaf 5 comments
Shut up and let me see your jazz hands 9 comments
When U so happy you turn into a komodo dragon. 4 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
That was me when I heard my mum singing "American beauty/ American Psycho". Then she walked past my room, stopped, looked at me and said "See, this is what happens when you've been up since 2 in the morning." Then she literally runs off down the hallway. Still singing.
Send help pls I'm dying of laughter 10 comments
What countries call themselves 51 comments
I see you played knifey spoony before 13 comments
If you remembered this, you're 36 comments
All aboard the emo train 37 comments
Whoever did this just won at life 12 comments
Never stop dreaming little bunny 2 comments
The best an*logy ever 8 comments
