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captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika

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Oh, australia 5 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

#strayamate

Not okay 24 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took

Kind of important note to self 20 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Note to

beverages 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I prefer a-mix-of-everything-that-grows-in-the-ground beverage

Apparently Bad Parenting 15 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*massively cringes*

"Hey Tim, go try the lion." 20 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

We tried to warn you...

The most sacred rule 41 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Fixed

took me a while 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I know that...

Looks like half of it came out derp 7 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

10/10

Intelligence 4 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Parents choose whether or not the child gets to sit in the front seat

The most sacred rule 41 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

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· Edited 9 years ago

To pretty much everyone, ever 22 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I was baptised catholic. I have read the whole bible numerous times but I've grown tired of this because at catholic schools they're pretty much "no other opinions, this is right"
I don't believe that there's a God, but that's just my personal opinion. Have a good day :)

took me a while 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

It's not funny wtf I get that it's a font but...

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*sobs* 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*hugs you back*

ME WANT 28 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

The whole internet is watching...

Dog wishes 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago