Erika

captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika
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It's worth fighting for 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Who else felt a part of themselves die when Arthur died?
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how beautiful 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Ignore youwillhateme s/he's just being a little shit
I hate it when this happens 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Why have abs when you can have kebabs?
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OMG this changes everything 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
In Australia, apparently we're supposed to spell "jail" as "gaol", but everyone I know uses the American version
There's never a wrong time for a dad joke 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
The next best one is "You absolute fucking walnut"
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School nurses be like 21 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Jesus fucking christ ericar
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This is now the number one thing I want 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Language
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watch it! 19 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
He needs his own movie
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Big ben 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*waits for spoderman*
Vegan 53 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I don't eat fish and rarely eat turkey. Double the amount of chicken though XD
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The man in the back of his picture looks like his hand is on the girl's shoulder 6 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Goddamnit Reed!
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Google maps 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Wake me up lower the feveeeeerrrr
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The definitive proof that cats are in fact liquid 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
You wanna know how I got these scars?
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Thur... 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*tries to salute* *pokes self in eye* ow
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Awesome balloon art 23 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
YES GO KORO SENSEI!!!!
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No use crying over spilled milk, but a spilled MILKSHAKE deserves tears! 5 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*slow clap* Parent of the year
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and that is what heaven looks like 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Caarrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllll you don't DO that
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Trust me, I'm an engineer 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Because you're fat 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
...Then I must be extremely obese
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An expensive death 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
No need to get pissy about it ns take a joke jesus
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An expensive death 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
YOU GO GIRL!
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I'm so sorry if English isn't your first language and you're very confused 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*since I WAS two
Triple threat 5 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
In Australia, Domino's have released a new pizza that has a meat pie in the crust of each slice.
b*tch, how dare you scratch my clear skin! 6 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Because
I understood that reference! 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Books are good
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