Then it's cannibalism

Food in general is amazing

*sighs*

It was all Stark's idea wasn't it.

What about parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

I KNEW IT!

#dying

CAN SOMEONE CONTACT STAN LEE AND GET THIS TO HAPPEN

YEP

Then Stark starts laughing

You think I don't know that? And I don't think you're an asshole, you're just acting like one

AND BLACK WIDOW!
I SAW THIS THING ON TUMBLR
SO BASICALLY THERE'S LOKI HOLDING UP A SIGN THAT SAYS "LOKI-THE MOVIE" AND SMILING THAT OVARY-BURSTING SMILE YOU KNOW THE ONE
AND THEN NATASHA WALKS IN, GRABS THE SIGN, SMASHES IT OVER HER KNEE, PUNCHES LOKI IN THE FACE AND THEN WRITES "THE BLACK WIDOW MOVIE" ON THE SCREEN IN HIS BLOOD AND STANDS THERE SMIRKING WHILE LOKI'S TRYING TO STOP HIS NOSE BLEED

Oh. I forgot...

THE SAME ASSHOLE GUEST RUINED IT FOR ME AND I ALMOST THREW MY LAPTOP AT THE WALL

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
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SNAP..................................................
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP

*clears throat* *looks innocent*

*stares back*

*salutes you* No problemo. I hate assholes picking on people

*insert that'd be great meme here*

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