Erika

captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika
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captainamerika · 9 years ago
I like apple pie ^^
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Well 26 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
So now the world can never get me on my *pause* level
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Fat acceptance 43 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I have a friend who was born with no arms...
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Damn it! Mine is purple. What color does the chart give you? 124 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Yay December buddies!
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Collective groan 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
He'd say"Fuck you" to everyone else and "I'd fuck you" to Will. I CAN SEE IT HAPPENING!
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Collective groan 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
YES!
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racoons 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I told you Rocket, this is what you are!
Hopefully casting starts next month!!! 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Yes
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In a alternative universe 6 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
But what if my shield did this... aw hell no *walks out*
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And again, Robert Downey Jr posted this on Facebook 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Good.
This should be google's logo when you open it in incognito mode 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*ACCIDENTALLY RIPS IT WHILE WRITING* SHIT!
Bill, meet Bill. 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Amen.
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Damn it! Mine is purple. What color does the chart give you? 124 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Purple. But my hair is dark brown..
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Lighthouse's Flares In The Night 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Dammit Jeff I told you to stay out of the subway
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The most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Be careful... It can probably smell fear
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This same thing happend to me. Read comments for my story 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
We are a family. Heck, I made up a stupid joke about my arm. I hold up my left arm and go "Meet my stump, Patrick" and walk off.
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This same thing happend to me. Read comments for my story 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
My dad put Mtv on and they were playing top 100 rock hits and Sugar we're going down came on...
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Looks tasty 3 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
"you uncultured swine"
I'm like 50% Australian now 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Too bad I'm already Australian...
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It just wanted some ice cream 15 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*seagull gets stuck in sail*
MINE MINE MINE
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I will save money 5 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Replaces shoes with band t-shirts and videogames.
Oh ok 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
They start young...
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There's never a wrong time for a dad joke 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It was ONE time!
Team Clint 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Apparently not.
They should keep it 19 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It went straight over my head.
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