Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
How I feel the universe is like 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
...It's a reference within understanding another reference.
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So fabulous 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I do. I am a member of the bro army. BROFIST!
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How I feel the universe is like 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
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The characters or the actors themselves? 35 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
But you've got to guess what's inside it.
So fabulous 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
He says that as he twerks in front of his dog...
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Nobody explain!!! 29 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I'M JUST A NOTCH IN YOUR BEDPOST BUT YOU'RE JUST A LINE IN A SONG
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Nobody explain!!! 29 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
YOU WANNA HEAR
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Nobody explain!!! 29 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET?
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Abused cat brought back to good health 44 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Google translated it for me: Said yes, I saw on the news with children set off firecrackers in the dog mouth, sad anger
Close enough???
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Something To Add To The Bucket List 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*sees what guest did there*
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3 pills 85 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Money, pain proof and fly
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Goodbye kids 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Good riddance, ya lil shits
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There's a more important question 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
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Never again 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I miss them so- WAIT THAT LITTLE SHIT!
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Abused cat brought back to good health 44 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
There is a special place reserved for them in hell. If there is a hell.
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Abused cat brought back to good health 44 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking
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Something To Add To The Bucket List 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*shrugs* Oh well *walks away*
Something To Add To The Bucket List 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*still squinting*
Something To Add To The Bucket List 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*narrows eyes*
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Always 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Hmmmmm...
Always 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
No problem. Now, where on earth am I gonna find enough crowns for my school?
Always 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Don't forget a plastic tiara, for when your friends being a little whiny bitch so you can whip it out, put it on her head and say "There you go, princess"
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Eye colour - What is yours? 130 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Hazel, but apparently they can change to green or gold, gold in sunlight, green when I have eyeliner on.
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My dad: "I wish you'd know your bible as well as you know this Marvel crap." 10 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
My dad is my marvel buddy. He got me into the movies and we go get comics sometimes he's pretty cool.
And I have absolutely nothing 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I've got a shield.
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