captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
Pluuttooo! 51 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
HERA HER- wait, no one likes that bitch. ATHENA ATHENA
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Annoys me more than it should 25 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
In Australia it's soccer. If you say football, we assume you mean footy. Not Rugby, rugby is a completely different sport.
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Mount Olympus in Greece 12 comments
Mount Olympus in Greece 12 comments
Luckiest car owner ever? 4 comments
This made me laugh harder than it should have 10 comments
And underwear... 14 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Or when you have wet hair and you're pulling on a top over your head...
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Ring made from a Meteorite 4 comments
I guess you could say she was *puts on shades* Going through a killer period 20 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
You think that's gross TRY SQUEEZING A FUCKING BABY OUT OF THAT TINY GAP!
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Teenage girl survives plane crash and walks for days through wilderness to safety 10 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Wow. That is amazing.
Also, eyebrows on fleek. Just throwing it in there.
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Also, eyebrows on fleek. Just throwing it in there.
I dream about a perfect voice 7 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Not that I choke up and can't sing and I'm like "Why do I even bother?"
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This would be awesome 38 comments
I dream about a perfect voice 7 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I can sing but in front of people my vocal cords just go "ah nope let's make you look like a retard instead"
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