Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
I hate food trends 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
And not sugary so I'm not bouncing off the walls I mean I'm crazy enough as it is.
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Make-up tutorials. 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Road trip motherfuckers! I dibs being in charge of the music. Rock okay?
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Oh, you Funsubstance users, you 34 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
He just casually walks back into CHB like "Hey did anyone miss the badass latina?"
Marvel and DC movies forecast 29 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*high fives hoopla*
This contains every letter and number 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Can't forget the extra letters in the swedish alphabet
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Kids say the darndest things :3 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Okay if I ever have kids I want them to be like this one
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Looks like I aint going into Jonathans room today 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
tHERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
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Tries not to laugh. Laughs really hard 6 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*giggles*
Heh
Neetle teetles
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Oh, you Funsubstance users, you 34 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Your username makes me think of Leo Valdez because let's face it that's what he'd call him self
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Not the bread sticks 6 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*shoving breadsticks into purse* I'm sorry something's come up I gotta go
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Duhhh 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Oh lord jesus here we go
You mess with the dropbear you get the MOTHERFUCKING CLAWS
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What are thoooose! 15 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Oh god not this shit again
I already have to deal with people I hate running up to me slapping my shoes and shouting what are those fml
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Games be like 3 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Slow down grandma
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Make-up tutorials. 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*frantically running around to find a bag of mini glitter stars big enough for the bags under my eyes*
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A country of trolls 28 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
That's because it's a made up joke
A country of trolls 28 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
You mess with the dropbear you get the MOTHERFUCKING CLAWS
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Send help 10 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It has sailed. Ideas for the ship name?
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I for one, enjoy being a straight female. Fight me about it 36 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Happy with the gender you were born with. I don't know why we have to apply a label to our happiness with who we are.
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"thank you" is more punk rock 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I BOUGHT A HAT THAT LOOKS LIKE HIS
I FEEL SO FUCKING FABULOUS WHEN I WEAR IT
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A country of trolls 28 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
My year 7 geography teacher told us a story about his mate who went to Canada
And managed to convince a bunch of idiots that his job was shooting koalas off the Harbour Bridge.
They believed him.
Also, while we were going through customs, the guy at the counter (security guy or whatever) asked what happened to my arm. He said, and I quote, "Was it a great white?"
My dad and I were in stitches on the way to the hotel.
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Eerily beautiful 19 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
My best friend has turrets (or tourettes however you spell it) and she is the most amazing friend and an excellent piano player.
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whoa 19 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
"Accidentally"
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I for one, enjoy being a straight female. Fight me about it 36 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I also enjoy being a straight cis female. You gonna hate on me with that "You don't support gays" bullshit? Bring it on, motherfuckers. Because in actual fact, I do support gay rights. Every fucking right there is I support.
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