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captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika

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Props to those people 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Same here.

I don't wanna go back to school 11 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Pretty much.

Everything's Coming Up Mailhouse! 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Was the title an intentional TFIOS reference?

unless it's capsicum disguised as tomato 5 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I had to re-read the title I'm so used to seeing it being called "Bell pepper". GO AUSSIES!

This gonna be good 7 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I think so.

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I don't wanna work evenings, or nights! 19 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Yeah. I wonder who that could be... *looks pointedly at them*

Wifi fight 3 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Someone in the units named their wifi "Bill Wi the science Fi"

I wake up like this everyday 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Oh whoops
>_<

I wake up like this everyday 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*ukulele finishes*

This alphabet is completely symmetrical 14 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Or if you're a maths teacher.

I wake up like this everyday 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

The adventures will never end

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I wake up like this everyday 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

We'll go to very distant lands

I wake up like this everyday 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*ukulele starts*
Adventure Time

Everyones girlfriend 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Wait I'm too late.
Crap.
But hey
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!

New Real Madrid manager is a wizard 5 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I'm a what?

Cue maniacal laughter 11 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Yessssss

This is WAY too accurate 26 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Yes!

The Billionaires New Groove 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Imagine if this happened.

This is WAY too accurate 26 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Hehehe well I do try.

This is WAY too accurate 26 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Except Na Na Na or Dead! They both put me in a good mood.

This is WAY too accurate 26 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Gerard Way more like Gerard Bae

This is WAY too accurate 26 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Or Cancer

The "wow" gang meeting 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

rAPTOR SQUAD

Singing in the shower 5 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I like your mum.

Day 271 of your daily dose of cute:Me: Ok self you HAVE to pack *5 hours later* Me: Shoot 16 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Oh cool. Have fun :)