Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*calls in the Avengers for backup*
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The biggest criminals 23 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Some have meanings. Yes, I've heard of people getting really stupid ones; but some are important to them e.g. the day a loved one was born/died, etc.
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How to deal with an anxiety attack 18 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I was stressed out about some stupid presentation we hadn't finished, then in class we got in so much shit and I started panicking. But I eventually got over it.
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Good luck owning a speaker that can put it out 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Thank you jade. Perfect prank for a sleepover.. mwahahahahahaha.
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Why does the human body do this? 6 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!
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How I felt today lol 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Like when you finally decide to dress nicely and you look awesome but no one appreciated the effort you went to to wear something other than band shirts and sweatpants.
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For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*knocks shampoo out* I told you.
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For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*brings out shield* Hand. It. Over.
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For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Goddamnit shampoo.
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How to deal with an anxiety attack 18 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Okay, good. This would've been useful yesterday. Two panic attacks in a row. Minor ones, but still.
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How to deal with an anxiety attack 18 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
So it'd work for panic attacks?
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Good luck owning a speaker that can put it out 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I need to find a soundtrack of just this sound for... reasons.
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I don't wanna go back to school 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
No, I actually enjoy school sometimes. Maths and science aren't too bad, but religion and english bore the shit out of me.
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For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Just PLEASE don't stab someone in the eye with a butterknife this time. We don't want to lose another initiate- I mean member- I mean friend.
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How a transportation mogul games transportation laws 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Your incorrect use of grammar just proves my point, bucket head.
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You can never have enough 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I thought it was nostrils?
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How a transportation mogul games transportation laws 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I'm not starting this again, Stark. Come talk to me when you've grown up.
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How a transportation mogul games transportation laws 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Don't encourage them Stark.
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You never fight alone, we are with you 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
6? Wow. I've only had mine since I was 12.
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Everything's Coming Up Mailhouse! 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Yeah I got that as well. My brain is overloaded.
Anything 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
You stole my comment :(
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