captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
dad no 6 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
My dad just sneezed really loudly and scared the cat.
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White girls 17 comments
Who wanted this really bad as a child? 14 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Me and I STILL DO
And guess what? Found it for a dollar on eBay. Guess who's going shopping?!
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And guess what? Found it for a dollar on eBay. Guess who's going shopping?!
They shouldn't be surprised if men return a hit 75 comments
For the knife lovers out there here is one I just finished 52 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I give up *slumps in chair with everyone running around like little kids*
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damn beliebers 20 comments
Strange cloud formations 4 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*starts singing*
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine
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It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
And I feel fine
All this blood from a nose bleed 28 comments
Too real 13 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
By the way, you stayed for the whole credits right? So you saw both end credit scenes?
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Too real 13 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*gets called to the boss's office*
Hey, can you take care of this idiot?
Hey, can you take care of this idiot?
why why why 30 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Yeah. And there's no + or - either. You either get the A or you just miss out.
Too real 13 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
"Are you trying to find my daddy?"
"Yeah, we want him to be safe"
"Hope you don't catch him."
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"Yeah, we want him to be safe"
"Hope you don't catch him."
Bill Nye the party guy 9 comments
Amazing \( '-' )/ 12 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I understood it perfectly and I'm Australian... America's the odd one out here.
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Or just give them back to Marvel 15 comments
