Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
The northern lights 3 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I like it. I want to dye my hair blue.
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"Use these lottery numbers for Saturday" 43 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
DON'T SAY/DO THESE STUPID THINGS
*list about 100 pages long*
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I already hoard puppies 157 comments
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This girl is on fire 30 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Gonna need a spark to ignite
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This girl is on fire 30 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I just gotta get you off the cage
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When people you hate start to fight each other 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I used to train for karate and my mum's cousin is an instructor and he told my dad that so
¯\(ツ)/¯
The more you know
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true legend 5 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
This man is amazing
Swimming in the sky 5 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
But imagine if some drunk went skinny dipping?
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When people you hate start to fight each other 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Okay so basically you form a fist with your hand but you leave the index and middle finger slightly raised (if that makes sense) and you punch them straight-on on the side of the face which will split them if you punch hard enough and that will distract them and then you can punch them directly 'round the side of the head in the temple and knock them out straight away.
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This girl is on fire 30 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I'M IN THE DE-DETAILS WITH THE *dun dun* DEVIL!
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
AND SWALLOW THEM TOO
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When people you hate start to fight each other 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Funnily enough, this morning my dad taught me how to a) split someone's cheek open with one punch and b) knock them out with another
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This girl is on fire 30 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I'M ON FIRE!!!!!!
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
TILL TONIGHT DO US PART
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
WAS JUST HOW YOU LOOKED IN THE LIGHT
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I think the wooden spoon meant the same thing to all.. 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Fork=broken spoon for foods
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What to do with your old dolls 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*hisses*
What to do with your old dolls 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
No you did it again you stole my comment.
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hum hallelujah 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
JUST OFF THE KEY OF REASON
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Me right now 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
B U C K
JUST GIVE ME A HUG
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Me right now 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
BUCKY FUCKING STOP IT
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Happy Birthday! 26 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*MELTS FROM CUTENESS AND HAPPINESS*
My reaction when the last ice cube is stuck in the tray 6 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
But the water takes too long to warm up
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