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captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika

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I know some do 48 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Well, they make a very satisfying pop sound. Just don't do it barefoot.

I know some do 48 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

It's also known as a Portuguese man O war. Ever heard of one of those little fuckers?

I know some do 48 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

NSW. Sometimes I wear sneakers to the beach and run up and down the beach jumping on Bluebottles. How about you?

Daddy 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*Darth Vader breathing*

I know some do 48 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Hey Luthien you're an Aussie too! High five!
I prefer winter over summer. But on the bright side, SWIMMING!
On the down-side of the bright side, Bluebottles and crowded beaches.

Art is a Weapon 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

LISTEN UP!

*childish giggling* 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I started giggling.
Showed my friend- she started giggling
Showed my other friend- "Oh my god guys"

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This is called a Rainbow Gum Tree 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Open your eyes

Art is a Weapon 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny

Art is a Weapon 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Pumping out the slaughtomatic sounds to keep you live

Art is a Weapon 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

You're here with me, Doctor Death Defying.

Punk's not dead, it's just posing for wedding pictures in the park 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Oh yes but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE

It worked 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I can't stop laughing and I'm not even in this fandom yet XD

Art is a Weapon 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Look alive sunshine

This is called a Rainbow Gum Tree 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Is this just fantasy?

stay there, little dogie. 16 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Exactly so assholes like you disappear

4 · Edited 9 years ago

I did not see that coming 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Neither do I

Standard game of monopoly 14 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

And the smashed windows. Never play Monopoly with the Hulk kids.

Waiting for the bus is thirsty work 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Is it weird that I enjoy eating Tomato sauce (or ketchup) on it's own? Like if I have chips (fries) and there's a mini packet left over I'll eat it.

Hey I just hit you, and this is crazy, but you fell down, and hit my face. *music plays* 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

This was a rollercoaster from start to finish.

Dang. 16 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

http://comicmad.com/marvel-comics/civil-war/
Read the comics online :D

Dang. 16 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Jason 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I wonder if Jason Grace had anything to do with this.

Day 290 of your daily dose of cute: +_+ 0_0 @_@ *_* -_- ^_^ '_' ×_× ÷_÷ !_! ~_~ °_° •_• 7 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

You is die? OH NOES

This sums it up pretty well 19 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

That last sentence... Can I use it in a book I'm thinking of writing?