captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I'm thinking of either Bellatrix Lestrange (we have a wig and I have the wand) or a Zombie. I can just cover the end of my stump in fake blood and walk around. What colour hair do you have? You could try and do one of the characters or just make up your own LOTR OC.
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Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*starts chanting* HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN SUMMERWEEN wait no this isn't Gravity Falls
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Ask a stupid question 7 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
The father meant disabled as in switched off or blocked, but the guy behind the desk took it as he wanted to watch disabled porn
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One of my favorite quotes 11 comments
How to respond to bigotry 22 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
They actually interviewed the husband on The Project. He said the reasoning behind it wasn't because they were against gay marriage, but they believed that it would be a "violation of the contract" (i.e. the marriage between a man and a woman). He's full of horse shit.
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I'm excited for hoodie season :D 17 comments
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