Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I'm thinking of either Bellatrix Lestrange (we have a wig and I have the wand) or a Zombie. I can just cover the end of my stump in fake blood and walk around. What colour hair do you have? You could try and do one of the characters or just make up your own LOTR OC.
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Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*starts chanting* HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN SUMMERWEEN wait no this isn't Gravity Falls
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Ask a stupid question 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
The father meant disabled as in switched off or blocked, but the guy behind the desk took it as he wanted to watch disabled porn
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One of my favorite quotes 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
YOU AND I WERE
YOU AND I WERE
FIRE
FIREWOOOOOOOORKS
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I laughed for like ten minutes 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Illuminateh confirmed
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How to respond to bigotry 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
They actually interviewed the husband on The Project. He said the reasoning behind it wasn't because they were against gay marriage, but they believed that it would be a "violation of the contract" (i.e. the marriage between a man and a woman). He's full of horse shit.
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I'm excited for hoodie season :D 17 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
And the watch-the-thermometer-hit-45-season
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My roommate ladies and gentlemen 16 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Steal his stuff and sell it.
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Kids' movies should not do this 15 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I need to find the book
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we all have super strength 15 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
:D
we all have super strength 15 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
So I can bite off someone else's finger???
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*sigh* 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I KNOW
AND THAT PICTURE OF HIM WEARING GALAXY TIGHTS
Goats defying gravity like a boss 18 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Okay
I shall
Goats defying gravity like a boss 18 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I really want to buy it
avengers post! 10 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I AM HAPPY YAY AVENGERS THANK YOU :D
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*sigh* 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
YEEEEEES
I SAW THEM IN CONCERT AND THEY WERE AMAZING
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Goats defying gravity like a boss 18 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
#lick_the_door
DAY 300 OF YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CUTE!!! WHOOP WHOOP 101 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Cutest post yet. Especially because you're in it. ^^
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Goats defying gravity like a boss 18 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
#goatsim
Remember it when you watch Star Wars 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
My life is complete
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Captain America is a bald eagle pass it on 1 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
STARK!
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honestly I forgot what this is. I'm just pressing paste in the post content box 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Thanks for making me choke on my saliva in class XD
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that fall out boy post that some of you wanted... 19 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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Me when I was watching Bones. And Supernatural. And Once Upon a Time. Anything really. 15 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*cough cough* LEO
PIETRO
I COULD GO ON FOREVER
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