captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart Mashup 24 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Hello hi yes I'd like to look like that thank you
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*moves to Australia* 15 comments
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER! 23 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*calls all my friends who are amputees/need prosthetics* WE HAVE A FUCKING ARMY LET'S GO
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When parents discover how to troll 1 comments
We use to laugh at him, and now we realize: we have become Crazy Steve 1 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
We haven't BECOME Crazy Steve, We always were and always will be ONE
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Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
HOW DODGY ARE THE DODGY COOKIES ARE THEY ALDI GRADE (like actually alright) OR SOMETHING SOMEONE FOUND ON THE STREET GRADE
Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
NAH IT'S ALL GOOD
MY FRIEND LIVES ON THIS ONE BIG-ASS STREET AND EVERYONE GOES ALL OUT SO I WENT THERE ONCE AND I GOT SO MUCH CANDY IT WAS AMAZING
MY FRIEND LIVES ON THIS ONE BIG-ASS STREET AND EVERYONE GOES ALL OUT SO I WENT THERE ONCE AND I GOT SO MUCH CANDY IT WAS AMAZING
Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I'M IN NSW AND I REMEMBER YOU SAID YOU WERE IN QLD RIGHT BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT UP THE ORIGIN
Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER! 23 comments
Anyone else looking forward to Halloween? 25 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I KNOW! IT SUCKS! PRACTICALLY NO ONE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD TRICK-OR-TREATS
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Black One The Survivor Of Mars 170 comments
100 % right 19 comments
Homemade apple watch 5 comments
*giggle* "Damn." *giggle giggle* 12 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
When we were reading The Book Thief I always got the pages that had shit or bastard written on them. It was fun.
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Dear american food companies 12 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Americans don't realise this but your bread is literally SO FUCKING SWEET. LIKE HOW MUCH SUGAR DO YOU NEED TO PUT IN IT?!?
Good job Australia 17 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I thought it was ridiculous that people thought Aussies have accents so I tried saying everything in an American accent and holy shit we Aussies sound weird.
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Somethings fishy 11 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
It's only spring and it's already heating up a lot... it's going to be one hell of a summer
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