Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
words of wisdom 5 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*twerking in front of dog*
PLEASE NOTICE ME SENPAI
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Little link is ready for a new adventure 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*squeals* Too cute!
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Going to Hell 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Ah, okay. If violence does it, then it's okay.
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late night shirt making DX 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Buy button
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An Extra Gum ad made me cry 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
*dies of cuteness*
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Going to Hell 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Is it bad that I'm shipping it?
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A functioning website 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
"Ever so sorry you obviously handicapped and apparently female web personality with the clever and funny tampon remark. " Ever so sorry that you obviously perfect web personality just had to respond to my comment and couldn't let this shit pass by. I'm sorry if I happened to offend you, which wasn't my original intentions of replying to this comment thread. Also, to your response "People who really think there are websites full of people hating those who are not either black, Lesbian/gay/bi or those who are cisgendered."- I never meant to imply that there are whole websites, which I have forgotten to mention in my previous comments. THere's asshles on every website, and right now I believe I'm turning into one. So please excuse me while I leave this thread and remove my idiotic point of view out of here.
A functioning website 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
But that's not what I'm doing. At least, not what I intend to do.
A functioning website 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Who lit the fuse to your tampon?
A functioning website 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Where exactly did I say I look down on people in my "bullshit comment", as you put it?
When someone insults my favriote band/tv show. 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Okay I just googled him and hOLY FLAMING SHITBALLS
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me too Dan, me too 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I came here to comment that but now that you have I'll, just, go..
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Exaaaaactly 27 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
A good time, I assume.
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When someone insults my favriote band/tv show. 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
And being an asshole about it, which is often kindly demonstrated by the aforementioned user (dailydoseofcringe)
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When someone insults my favriote band/tv show. 25 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
"Gravity Falls is for ba-"
*repeatedly stabs person while the Theme Song plays loudly*
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True 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It's from a tv ad made in the UK but shown in Australia (how I know of it). The company is called compare the market but their ads revolve around compare the meerkat (which is a legitimate website). You could probably find the ads on youtube. Try to find the first ones :)
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True 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
OLEG!
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A functioning website 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Okay a) I'm a girl so I'm already part of a minority and b) I'm disabled and c) I don't look down on them. Can you just shut up because I'm pretty sure everyone on this website is done with your bullshit attitude.
My "LOL" moments 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I NE'd (nose-exhaled)
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I think this would go in the visual section. IF WE HAD ONE! 8 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Wow this is really cool
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WINTOUR IS COMING TO WHERE I LIVE I'M SO EXCITED 15 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I subscribed to their website and I get emails but I'm in Australia so no tour :(
Everyone has their own happiness 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It's supposed to be a joke. I'm a girl and I personally find this funny but hey whatever floats your boat.
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Whenever my parents use my computer 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Exactly.
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A functioning website 20 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
What the hell? What is your problem?